lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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