she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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