hotel room ftw
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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