wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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