I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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