That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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