Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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