He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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