i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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