is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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