You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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