omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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