He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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