It's Friday. Sex?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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