Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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