it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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