This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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