I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Randomize