he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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