My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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