Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
its not stalking. its research.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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