Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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