For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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