I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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