you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I am available for nakedness
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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