yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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