i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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