A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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