I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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