Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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