how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
