Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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