Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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