and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
