if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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