Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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