Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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