What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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