awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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