we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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