Non-Jews are for practice
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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