Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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