he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Randomize