Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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