So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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