does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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