i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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