her vagine was all disorganized.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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