Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You almost got us killed.
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