Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dick very happy bro
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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