so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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