its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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