Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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