So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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