i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
